C.N. Mbhalati
Part-Time Astronaut
I do stuff on the internet. That's about it.
About Me
I hail from the southern most country on the continent of Africa. You guessed it! South Africa! Creative, right?
I have a degree in Mathematics and Statistics, but quite frankly that's the least interesting thing about me.
I have a blog I haven't updated in a while.
I have a podcast, too. It kind of sucks, but it'll get better.
I'm still trying to figure out who I am and what I want.
By the way. Do you see that photo right there? Next to this wall of text? This isn't a photo of me. I just typed“handsome black man” on Unsplash and this was the first result.
By the way. Do you see that photo right below? That guy right under this wall of text? This isn't a photo of me. I just typed “handsome black man” on Unsplash and this was the first result.
I have no idea who this man is...
I don't know. I thought it would be funny. Anyway. Moving on...
I'm interested in building startups. There's no doubt in my mind that I'll die a billionaire. But until then, I'll keep sending texts like these:
Contact Me
I don’t know why you’d ever want to contact me, but if for some reason you do here’s my email and a contact form.
Just don’t try and sign me up for any dating sites — my inbox can’t handle any more rejection.💁🏾♂️
I’m kidding! I’m kidding! Please email me and offer me a job. I owe people money.
cn.mbhalati@gmail.com
Limpopo, South Africa